My Day as a Vacuum Cleaner

If you know me, you probably know that I'm not a very big eater. My meals don't consist of much and it's not because I don't like food. I'm really just not that hungry! And I drink like 10 cups of coffee a day which I hear suppresses your appetite. Every now and then (usually once a month), my mouth acts as more of a shovel then just a regular hole with teeth and a tongue. Today was one of those days. Really today I was more like a vacuum cleaner.

I started my day out with a cup of coffee like I normally do. I then had a cup of Chex Mix and String Cheese...at 10:30 am. Which is totally necessary. I of course needed to wash it down with something so I chose Orange Juice because there is nothing better then a glass of 150 calories and 30 grams of sugar! I went from that to a small cup of pita chips and some cashews from Costco because if we're being honest, they have the best. At 2:30 when I headed out to run my errands I stopped at the mall for a coffee bean in hopes to kill the rest of my appetite...in case you were wondering it didn't work.

For dinner about 5 nights a week I go to whole foods. It's important that you know that Whole Foods has the nicest people that work there who will give you samples of everything. When I first walked in I enjoyed a few slices of bread a piece of chocolate and a sample of orange chicken. Then got myself some Chinese food. Since this lovely dinner I broke into the candy section of my house and had a Henri Bendels chocolate bar and some gummi bears.

In all honesty I want to vom. But, I think my body is very happy with me as it was obviously hungry...even though I have a baby made out of food living in my belly.